Om Whisperer Pillows

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Cellular Plan

Surfer and the Whale

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"My turn."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Internet Surfer

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Do the waves make that noise all night?

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

'You clumsy ape! I asked for a hemostat and you handed me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'