Om Whisperer Gifts

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Man and Machine snoozing

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Cellular Plan

Surfer and the Whale

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"My turn."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Internet Surfer

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'