Void Whisperer Gifts

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"I have grave news."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."