Void Whisperer Gifts

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."