Wave Whisperer Gifts

Surfer and the Whale

Do the waves make that noise all night?

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Penknife on the crest of a wave.

Wine surfer

Pacific Signed Up To 'Trans' Atlantic.

Worse Things Happen At Sea

Internet Surfer

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

A shark ventriloquist.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Dude, my mom used to warn me about the strong currents, but I haven't noticed any issues.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

John Strutt

'Oh, I'm just waving back at all the waves.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"My turn."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Choose, Fenster

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Spindle Neurons

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.