Wind Whisperer Gifts

'What I miss most is the mooing.'

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

Wind Sailing Desert Island

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

Golfing advice - "I'd use a 7 iron and hook it into the prevailing wind etc.....you'll just belt it into the trees as usual."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Wind Energy

Stalled Windmills

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Emergency Sails.

Wind Energy

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

'Quick, open the back door!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Old Man Winter

All we do is add the wind vanes!

How's the new sports car?

A man hunting in gale of wind

'Lobbyist from 'Big Wind' here to see you, Senator.'

"I remember when you could enjoy the countryside without sitting in a draft!"

'It was so windy on the motorway this morning, I was doing seventy in neutral.'

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Rough climate for peace...

'To be honest, Mr. Thompson, yours is the worst case of trapped wind I've ever come across.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.