Bird Whisperer Gifts

'Does your bird talk?'

Pigeon Training School

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Polyclinic.

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.

"I think what Polly really want is approval."

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

The reluctant parrot

'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'

"Hello - is it Amnesty International?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"

'Did you know the boss can do bird imitations? Right now he's watching us like a hawk.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'How many times must I tell you? - Don't feed my vitamin pills to the bird!'

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

Closed for Summer.

"If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to repeat it?"

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!