Bee Whisperer Gifts

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Bee hives to let.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

'The defendant had the motive, he had the opportunity, and let's face it, he's a killer bee.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"I hate it when they play hard to get."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Don't worry, it's just a sweat bee."

Me, if I'm on kids duty and they become a bit rowdy, I just smoke them and they then quiet down pretty quickly...

"Do you want to tell him or would you rather he learns about pollinating from his friends?"

Queen Bee

"Royal jelly again!! I'm so sick of royal jelly..."

"Somebody ordered fifty-seven thousand tiny cups of sugar water."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'So far, no fun. I hope there's some money in it.'

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

'It's a trap.'

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.

'He does drone on...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'You really ought to do something about that lisp.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"