Birdie Whisperer Gifts

'Id try the 9 iron.'

'What a divot.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'