Bee Whisperers Gifts

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother Nature

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?