Earth Whisperer Gifts

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Now it fits.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Choose, Fenster

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Spindle Neurons

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Ornithologist

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Exhibit

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Clouds

Hanukkah tree

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'