Earth Whisperer Gifts

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Now it fits.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Choose, Fenster

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Clouds

Ornithologist

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Bonsai Exhibit

Hanukkah tree

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

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