Ocean Whisperer Gifts

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

"Hey! Applause!"

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"We're eaten by the gazillions, and they're called an endangered species."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'I hear a tiny voice complaining about global warming.'

"It's your mother calling."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Turtle Hat

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Reverse psychology