Underwater Whisperer Gifts

'Silent type, eh?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Turtle Hat

Man fishing with large bait

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Spindle Neurons

'Choose, Fenster

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."