Whale Whisperer Gifts

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"Help us!!"

Save a Whale Bank: 'It's your interest.'

'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."

"Happy?"

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Oil Whales

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Catch-and-release whaling.

Whale Earmuffs

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

'Damn! The ponds infested with whales.'

Whale with a fish eye.

I only whale for the sport of it.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'It's getting dark and we haven't had a bite all day !'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

Cubanisms in the Spanish language

"This whale used to be unspoiled by tourism."

Green Peace.

Whale holds sign: "Save Mankind"

"Yeah, we communicate through song: my life is a constant musical..."

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

Whale Music