Angel Whisperer Gifts

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

'Nonsmoker, healthy diet, regular exercise. You put up a good little fight.'

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Is this Seat Taken?

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."