Anger Whisperer Gifts

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"If you follow my ten-step program, you'll be able to channel your anger better and become a more efficient predator..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Creative accounting.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have grave news."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

Surfer and the Whale

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

The Paranormal Society...