Divine Whisperer Gifts

Is this Seat Taken?

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'And if anything further develops, I'll be sure to let you in on it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Jesus wept

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.