Divine Whisperer Gifts

Is this Seat Taken?

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'And if anything further develops, I'll be sure to let you in on it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Jesus wept

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'