Heart Whisperer Gifts

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Concert Pianist.

Super pets.

"Uh-Oh..."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

A Girl and Her Horse

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Sales tied in knots

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Mister Oedipus.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!