Heart Whisperer Gifts

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Concert Pianist.

"Uh-Oh..."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

A Girl and Her Horse

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Sales tied in knots

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."