Hymn Whisperer Gifts

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Concert Pianist.

Super pets.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A woman playing a keyboard

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Organ Player

Frederic Chopin

Is this Seat Taken?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

Literary Type

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Nature Magnified

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Danish String Quartet

Dog hides behind piano.

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"If you'll mute your phones, I'll mute mine."