Poem Whisperer Gifts

Literary Type

"This position has become very important to the company."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Reading

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Is this Seat Taken?

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Hmmm?!"

Where history's best ideas happen.

Alas, poor Yorick!

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

Just the usual, thanks.

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Dr. McWit ponders the Big Bag theory for Creation of the Universe.

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"You called me Ishmael!"