Shakespeare Whisperer Gifts

Alas, poor Yorick!

"This position has become very important to the company."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Mother's Love

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Reading

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Now all we need is a good script."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'Interactive TV news.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Duplass Brothers

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Is this Seat Taken?