Shakespeare Whisperer Gifts

Alas, poor Yorick!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Just be yourself."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Mother's Love

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Reading

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Now all we need is a good script."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'Interactive TV news.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Duplass Brothers

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms