Satirical Whisperer Gifts

"This position has become very important to the company."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cat Reunion

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Unemotional Support Animal

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Litter Tray Training

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.