Witty Whisperer Gifts

Secret conversation.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"This position has become very important to the company."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'