Humor Whisperer Gifts

Caution Covid Omicron

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"This position has become very important to the company."

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats and gardens.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Cat in Tree.