Laugh Whisperer Gifts

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

When clowns are hunting.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Drunk Barber

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Football heads...