Pun Whisperer Gifts

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat Burglar.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"The rabbit got lost."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"Love you!"

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'