Purr Whisperer Gifts

"Love you!"

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

Cat Burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Have you thought about early retirement?"