Purr-priest Gifts

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Re-home Sweet Home

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."