Purr Lover Gifts

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Shelter Cat Nap

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Cat face

Cat owners

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

His Her Cakes

Cat Reunion

Pet Cemetery.

Cats on the couch.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat Burglar.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Dessert

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.