Purr-seeker Gifts

Woman looking for a lost cat doesn't notice it hiding from her.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Long-range planning

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Christmas Presents for the Cat