Purr Enthusiast Gifts

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'They make that noise when they're content.'

Re-home Sweet Home

Living with a cataholic.

'Is that you purring or the cat?'

"Aren't you supposed to be curled up in a ball?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"So that's agreed then, the strategy is that we purr a lot and rub up against their legs until they give us more food."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were trying to call me. I thought it was the cat purring instead of the phone vibrating."

"Do I go to sleep on the bed or on the couch? Decisions... decisions."

Some days being a cat lover isn't easy

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

child between cats hears purring in stereo

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Mice Krispies - Now With More Mice!

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

National Cat Owner Monument.

"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."

Cat swats man; 'ME...YOW!'

Cat Reunion

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"We should get a cat."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Wait, what? What are all these videos of other cats doing on her phone?"

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Pet Cemetery.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

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