Purring Enthusiast Gifts

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

Pet Cemetery.

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Bake-a-thon.

Self Raising Flour

"Tis the season to be jolly!"