Purring Professional Gifts

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pet Cemetery.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

Cat yoga

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

Who am I kidding?

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."