Purring Pose Practitioner Gifts

Cat yoga

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Pet Cemetery.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

What's For Dessert

"You have Tech-neck."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

Balls of wool

'Was that real purring?'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

I wish I could remember which one of our guests gave us these kittens for our wedding gift.

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Just what I wanted !...an Empty box!"

Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions

"Junior, don't slouch!"

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."