Purring Putter Gifts

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Pet Cemetery.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

Cat yoga

Thanks God!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Was that real purring?'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

'I learned a new word today!'

"Just what I wanted !...an Empty box!"

I wish I could remember which one of our guests gave us these kittens for our wedding gift.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.