Purring Pal Gifts

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Shelter Cat Nap

'You tell me how he does it.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Catch any good mice lately?'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Persian

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

Checking watch

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

'Was that real purring?'

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"