Purring Aficionado Gifts

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Cat Reunion

Raheem Sterling

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Mohamed Salah

Pet Cemetery.

Why moms make bad refs.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Jack in the Box

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Snowman Football Fan.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'Catch any good mice lately?'