Purr Enthusiasts Gifts

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

Meowlzebub

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'