Purl Aficionado Gifts

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Shelter Cat Nap

DUNVOTIN

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Mohamed Salah

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Better Not Squash.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Pet Cemetery.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Why moms make bad refs.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'