Purl Perfectionist Gifts

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Surreal ale

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Living with a cataholic.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"It's called being preemptive."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Just a drop."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Quality Contorl.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Ventriloquist's fete

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'