Purl Perfectionist Gifts

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Surreal ale

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Living with a cataholic.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Just a drop."

"It's called being preemptive."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Quality Contorl.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Ventriloquist's fete

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"Now you can send it."