Purrrfectionist Gifts

Cat Is a Birthday Present.

Police Feline Unit

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Bullseye!

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Perfection

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Sleeping on the Job

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.