Purr-suer Of Purrfection Gifts

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Now I really am sick.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat's Valentine

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Cat Lady

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Litter Box with actual litter.

catholic

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!