Purr-fect Match Gifts

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I hate it..."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

There had always been three in the relationship...

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Cat's Valentine

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

catholic

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"We should get a cat."

"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."

Cat swats man; 'ME...YOW!'