Purr-fect Companion Gifts

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Shelter Cat Nap

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Persian

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'We know you have a cat...'

Cat's Valentine

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat Lady

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

I love my cat.

Art for Cats

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."