Purr-fect Friends Gifts

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat's Valentine

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

"Your next life will be so much better."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat Lady

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

Art for Cats

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

Cat Thanks.

"They like you because you're allergic to them."

"I'm not coming in without her."