Purr-fect Companions Gifts

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat's Valentine

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

There had always been three in the relationship...

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Cat Lady

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

I love my cat.

Art for Cats

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"I'm not coming in without her."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"I need a peace offering for my human. What's your take? Dead bird of half eaten rat?"

'One lifetime with him was enough!'