Purrfect Companion Gifts

We're all thinking about you.

When cats bring gifts.

Cats

Cat Lady

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Love me?"

Romance in Pink

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Happy Valentine's Day

Persian

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'We know you have a cat...'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Dog in the Bed.

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Which side do you want?"

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Good morning, world!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

To my Valentine

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

Wine and Stripes

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."