Purrfect Pet Lover Gifts

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Welcome to the Team

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Cats

Dogs

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Spot the fur ball.

"Pampered?"

'Can we keep him?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Cat scratches dog's car.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

New Age Pit Bull

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'We know you have a cat...'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Houston, we have a problem."