Heavenly Pet Lover Gifts

"Your cats are fine."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Pet Owners' Date Night

New Age Pit Bull

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'If we build it, they will come.'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Vegetarian Heaven

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

Old cat with its own stair lift

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

"One day, this will all be yours."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"Relax, boy. That’s just God."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."