Heavenly Pet Lover Pillows

"Your cats are fine."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'Click it or ticket.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Pet Owners' Date Night

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

New Age Pit Bull

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Vegetarian Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

Old cat with its own stair lift

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog collars.

"One day, this will all be yours."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'