Purrfect Pet Lover Pillows

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Welcome to the Team

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Cats

Dogs

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Spot the fur ball.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Pampered?"

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Can we keep him?'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

New Age Pit Bull

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'We know you have a cat...'

"He spoils them."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Houston, we have a problem."